The holidays are here!


Welcome back to another lively update from your neighbors here at Aftermath! This week was Thanksgiving!

Thankfully, we didn’t end up having a repop on turkey day, but nonetheless, we had ANOTHER great week!

Out of the 31 mobs that we consider raid mobs, we got 19 this week! The rest were split among the other raiding guilds, which is mainly Azure Guard, Paradigm Shift…………and Tempest.

Here’s a look back to last year and the fun we had then! Thankfully, no repops this Thanksgiving…so our families actually saw us leave our basements!

Whelp…this has been fun talking about pixels and stupid kills. On to the fun stuff!


Monrezz gets a makeover!

Detoxx is cheating on us…but fails still.

We crawled ST for fun! Only got a “priceless” 1hb out of it…but we had a good time!

We had a surprise break in to PoG the other week when PS/Euros planned on doing it…


I’m sure there’s many more screenshots of things that have gone on, but people didn’t send me anything….SOOOO on to the next!


Then there’s this rando….

NOW on to the MAIN EVENT!!!!


SK pets can dps…lawl

RIP Dannyl.

I didn’t get a shot on the message in group…so this will have to work!

Enibas and Mgkida are drug dealers and pimps…

Mage Epics…

Aikons moved to America and is now a Fat Viking.

Yudan works at Pornhub…

Tomato vs all, Mayo, Siracha, & Mexican food inc.

We have noobs in AM…

It’s magic…

When we fail at AoW x2…we can make fun of ourselves!

Literally Dannyl every night during cycle….

Aikons is from the Netherlands…


Alfredd LOVES Sleeper’s Tomb…

Paradigm Shift almost got Eashan this last time!

Aftermath has the best lawyers! Just LOOK at those manly hands!

Basim passing off his unwanted shaman duties to a new app…

Fuckin Conda…lol <3


Ahhh that was fun, many good laughs were had at all of this! OK OK, now on to the last section that we always LOVE makin memes for….




Kelza was BAMBOOZLED that he leashed KT…so we had fun with that…


Whelp…this has been fun. I enjoy writing up these updates, even though they take WAAAYYY too long. As always, I hope you all had some good laughs, as this is just a game and we play it for the fun. Nothing here is really meant to offend any one, unless you’re Kelza. Thanks for reading through the update and let me know if you enjoyed reading this! Especially if you’re in a guild other than Aftermath!



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Still Rollin…in memes.

Well hello again! Somehow, whoever runs this website let me unleash another update on the world…so I hope you enjoy!

First off, we had another great cycle! We were able to down:

  • Tunare
  • Avatar of War
  • Dozekar the Cursed
  • Dain
  • Yelinak
  • King Tormax
  • Phara Dar
  • Hoshkar
  • Trakanon x2
  • Aaryonar
  • Lord Koi Doken
  • Eashan of the Sky
  • Lord Nagafen
  • Lendiniara the Keeper
  • Jorlleag
  • Zlandicar
  • MotG
  • The Final Arbitar x2
  • Prog x2
  • Ring War
  • Ikitair the Venom
  • Cekenar
  • Zlexak
  • Sevalak

Wow…that was annoying writing that all out. I also think I was flexin IRL while writing it!

We actually entered SOOO much stuff that was backlogged, that our database went down!! A live look at Sedyt during this….

Now, I want to take a moment to thank Azure Guard for joining us on early morning Phara Dar and Avatar of War kills! By 9am, we had about 100 nerds between our 2 guilds online, ready to take down the big bad Avatar of War!

Grats Azure Guard on PD Robe/Ear and Ring of Destruction! (Also…Monrezz is banned from all future rolling duties)

Let’s check out some screen shots of all the fun things that have gone on since our last update!

Tunare got dat Rump a Dump!


The Great Skeleton Ring War!



This last week deemed to be pretty quiet as far as server drama…the biggest news of the week came from Tempest (go figure) claiming to be self righteous and then having one of their members try and foil me handing in for Ring War by sticking a bat wing in my trade window!!

A few days after this occurred, we spotted Bonniz in TOV, apparently never having got suspended from it. We saw her with some new equipment too!

Shadowdinah got 30 days for trying to get a mage ressed that Tempest killed…Bonniz raid interferes and walks free. Seems legit.

We also figured we’d give Tricket from Dawn Believers 1 more shout out for entertainment with the following GIF…


MEANWHILE…In Old Sebilis….we topped out at 263 people all waiting for Trakanon to spawn!

Now on to the section that I most look forward to writing! The meme’s got pretty spicy this update and we’ve been adding more and more gifs to the arsenal!!

Enjoy pals!


Enib really wanted a HoT symbol that dropped…


Conda even makes our Resident AI, Zarza, scared….

2 MEMEs in 1!!

Kekian owns a AirBNB….he let Monrezz stay at it…which spawned this meme!

Alfredd loves ST soo much…



We had a few fun things transpire this cycle too! We found out that a judgment that was thrown out, because it wasn’t a good one, was placed back in. So now…Tempest gets 4 free vulaks! It’s probably a good thing they get all these free mobs from us, otherwise their members might revolt and morph into a guild actually worth calling “competition”.

They also tried to end our player agreement on trips without telling us..



Wow…how the hell did we get so many MEMEs and stuff!? Going through it all…that took WAAYYY longer than I thought to write this dang update!

Again, like last update, this guild update was meant to provide some laughs and fun. If you took offense to any of this…

Thanks for the fun and see you guys at the next update!! – Darkmannx OUT!


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Whoa! O look…a wild update appears!

First off, HELLO! It’s been so long since people have had a proper update on what we’ve been up to as a guild. To be honest, it’s business as usual. We’re excited to share this update with you and hope you find it fun and humorous.

Since the last update, there have been 587 logged raids! That’s a lot of neck beard! In that time, we’ve had some great wins and some tragic losses.

Live Look at us calculating our kill lists…

People usually come to guild sites to look at kills, items gained, etc…well that would be a massive update and ain’t no one got time for that. So instead, I’ll let 3 pics describe the last months.

Here’s a look at the only kill lists that matter since the last update in June!

Out of the 21 King Tormaxs we were eligible for (more on what *eligible* means later…) we won 18 of them.

Out of 21 Dozekars we were eligible* for  we won 15 of them.

Ok so how about Vulak?

Out of 16 Vulaks we were eligible* for, we won 12 of them.

There are WAAAAYYYYY too many pixels to even begin talking about. But…they’ve been flowing. Some of the items that TOV dragons drop is just complete garbage…but that doesn’t stop our resident used car salesman Dannyl from getting people to try and bid DKP on them!

Here’s some pics of some of the fun we’ve had and random pics that people sent me.


In other news, we started doing PoSky on Saturday mornings!! It’s been years since most of us have been in there! But, there is still plenty of love and hatred for the damned zoned, as many of us raided it for YEARS! Alas, shamans want FD rings, wizards want new jewelry, and EVERYONE wants their alt gear!

We’ve also been paying attention to some of the random fun going on around the server and thought we’d mention a few of our favorites here on the page!

The book is, indeed, not up.

We’re glad you’re back pals!!!

Aftermath and Tempest are also hard at work locking down the “mini game” of camping idols…


NOW! On to more entertaining things. We’re always busy killing some sort of mob or event in EQ, but we find the time to relax and have some fun together as well. I decided the best way to share some of the laughs we’ve had over countless things, was just to post some of them. Enjoy!



Nilbog…we love you!

Yay for pull teams!


Tempest has the BEST lawyers around! Although…we’ve got some killer legs!

This is what happens in AM Officer chat….

We even hate on ourselves!!!


And last…but o soooo not least…a COMPLETE SECTION dedicated to TEMPEST MEMEs!

Tempest Recruitment Ad…

Grats KELZA on his BiS Bard in 3 weeks!! Just LOOK at those Ruby Tear prices in Tempest!!

Meanwhile…here’s what they cost in Aftermath…

Ok ok…I’ve had enough fun updating this, hope you all got a good laugh. We make memes and jokes aimed at all in good fun. We do appreciate the competition and rivalries we have because THAT’S what makes EQ so much fun. Congrats AG and PS on your continued success as well!  – Darkmannx OUT!

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